 
NEW Added on 7/31/2008
LITTLE JOHNNY
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.
Doc. said, how did such a thing happen?
Johnny said......
"It's that damn neighbor girl Suzy.
Her braces are too darned sharp.""
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NEW Added on 7/30/2008
A MAN'S PERFECT DAY
(Thanks to BEN in Dallas)
6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section of USA Today.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
17:00 Jet back home. En route, get a nude massage from Megan Fox.
19:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush resigns.
19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New York strip.
21:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
22:00 Have sex with twin 21 year-old nymphomaniacs.
23:00 A nude massage from Vanessa Marcil and a Jacuzzi.
23:45 Go to bed.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.
23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
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NEW Added on 7/29/2008
A WOMAN'S PERFECT DAY
(Thanks to MELINDA @ Y-WaitExpress in Dallas)
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
13:00 Shopping with friends.
14:00 Nap.
16:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
17:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
22:00 Hot shower. Alone.
22:30 Make love.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
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NEW Added on 7/28/2008
NASTY REDNECK JOKES
Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?
A: I-75
A West Virginian came home and found his house on fire.....
rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,
"Hurry over here.
My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
Q: Why do folks in Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups
of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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NEW Added on 7/27/2008
THE SHIPWRECK
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a desert island.
After being there
awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening
to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they
sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The
dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from
around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
woman the redneck had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when they
rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus
clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again.
He
fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in, cautiously
leaned over to the young woman, and whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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NEW Added on 7/26/2008
BLONDE JOKES
Q: Why do Blondes have big bellybuttons?
A: From dating Blonde men.
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
Two Blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock
the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder,
its starting to rain and the top is down!
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NEW Added on 7/25/2008
THE DEAD FROG
A little boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog behind him.
He slaps a hundred dollars on the counter and says, Gimmie a whore with herpes.
The woman behind the counter said she couldn't possibly give him a whore with herpes.
So the little boy slapped two hundred more dollars on the table and insisted,
Gimmie a whore with herpes.
The woman sighed and said, go up the stairs and down the hall, third door on the left.
The little boy did, he came back down ten minutes later and starts to leave
but the woman stops him.
Can I ask you a question? she asked.
The little boy nodded.
Why did you want a whore with herpes? she asked.
Well, the little boy explained,
I have herpes now,...
I'll give it to the baby sitter,...
she'll give it to my dad,...
My dad will give it to my mom,...
My mom will give it to the neighbor,...
Who will give it to his wife,...
She'll give it to the mailman,...
and......
He's the bastard who ran over my frog!
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NEW Added on7/24/2008
THE GENIE
A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie pops out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish'.
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.
'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world'.
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep.
'I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life'.
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up', the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch'.
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NEW Added on 7/23/2008
CARTOONS
(Thanks to MELINDA @ Y-WaitExpress in Dallas)
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NEW Added on 7/22/2008
TRAILER TRASH?
(Thanks to BEN in Dallas)
I'm tired of paying property taxes, school taxes, state taxes, etc.
I want to live more independently.
Some may say I'll become trailer trash so I want your opinion
before I make this decision.
Any opinions?
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NEW Added on 7/21/2008
IN THE BAR
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar,
and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket,
then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket
and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says,
'Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long.
But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.'
The customer replies,
'I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.
When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home.'
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NEW Added on 7/20/2008
MARRIED MEN
In a small town in New Jersey,
there is a large factory that hires only married men.
Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him,
"Why is it you limit your employees to married men?
Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous...or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied.
"It is because our employees are used to obeying orders,
are accustomed to being shoved around,
know how to keep their mouths shut...
and don't pout when I yell at them."
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NEW Added on 7/19/2008
KING SOLOMON
Two women came before wise King Solomon,
dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.
"This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said one.
"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.
And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.
"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon,
"and I shall hew the young attorney in half.
Each of you shall receive a half."
"Sounds good to me," said the first lady.
But the other woman said,
"Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood.
Let the other woman's daughter marry him."
The wise king did not hesitate a moment.
He proclaimed, "The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter."
"But she was willing to let you hew him in two!"
exclaimed the king's court.
"Indeed," said wise King Solomon.
"That shows she is the TRUE mother- in-law."
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NEW Added on 7/18/2008
THE LITTLE GIRL
A little girl asked her Mom,
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. He's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent.
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said,
"She ran out of gas about halfway down the block......
so another dog is pushing her home."
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NEW Added on 7/17/2008
MEN'S MULTI TASKING
(Thanks to John W. in "God's Country" Colorado)
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NEW Added on 7/16/2008
ONCE UPON A TIME..
(Thanks to MELINDA @ Y-WaitExpress in Dallas)
Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter.
Everything the girl touched, would melt.
No matter what, metal, wood, plastic, etc.
Everything she touched would melt!
Because of this, men were afraid of her and nobody would dare to marry her.
One day a wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing that would not melt in her hands,
her problem will be cured."
The king was overjoyed.
The next day, he held a competition, any man that can bring his daughter
an object that would not melt, gets to marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest
and will not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted!
The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought a very hard alloy,
but the same thing happened.....so he too went away.
The third prince told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel it"
The princess did as told, though turning red.
Ta Da! It did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed!!!
And, the third prince lived happily with the princess ever after........
Question: What was the object?
(Scroll down for the answer)
Answer: M&Ms , melts in your mouth and not in your hands!
(what were you thinking ????????)
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NEW Added on 7/15/2008
THE HEARING AIDS
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids
that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Your hearing is perfect.
Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied,
"Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I've changed my will three times!"
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NEW Added on 7/14/2008
THE RECTUM STRECHER
(Thanks to BEN in Dallas)
A lawyer from Canada drove down to the States for some fishing over the long weekend
in his beat-up station wagon.
Upon his return to Canada over the Rainbow Bridge, a cop jumps out at the end of the bridge
holding a radar gun and stops the car.
The cop walks over to the lawyer and asked 'Do you have any idea how fast you were going?'
The lawyer said in reply 'No.'
The cop then said 'You were going a hundred in a seventy zone.'
'Well, if you know then why the hell are you asking me?'
said the lawyer with sarcasm.
The cop thought to himself that he's got a little smartass on his hands,
looking at the lawyer's beat-up wagon, and his stench from the weekend of fishing,
the cop then said to the lawyer......
'I don't think you can afford the ticket there, buddy.'
The lawyer said 'Oh, I think I can.'
'What do you do for a living?' asked the cop.
'A Rectum Stretcher.' the lawyer said.
'A Rectum Stretcher?!?
Now, just what the hell does a Rectum Stretcher do?'
'I stretch rectums.' replied the lawyer.
'How the hell do you do that?' asked the cop with amazement.
'Well, at first you put a couple of fingers in there and stretch it out a bit......
then
work your hands in, and then your arms till it gets about 6 feet wide.'
said the lawyer.
'What the hell do you do with a six foot rectum?'
asked the now confused cop.
'You give him a radar gun......
dress him in a blue uniform....
and put him at the end of the Rainbow Bridge.'
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NEW Added on 7/13/2008
A STORY
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey,
'but I haven't got the energy.'
Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.
'They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally,
after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top.....
but it won't keep you there.
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NEW Added on 7/12/2008
The Flood
(Thanks to MELINDA @ Y-WaitExpress in Dallas)
One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of
a sudden it started raining really hard.
After about 1 full hour
of complete non-stop rain, they started making evacuations because the whole
church was flooding,
but the preacher just stood there in the ankle-deep water.
A guy in a car came up to him and said.
"Preacher,Preacher you better get in
here before you drown!"
But the preacher just replied
"Don't worry God will save me."
The man drove away.
The water was now knee-deep and a guy in a raft came over to the Preacher and
said
"Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!"
Despite the second warning the Preacher just stood there and replied
"Don't
worry God will save me."
The man rowed away in the orange raft.
The water was now waist-deep and a guy in a power boat came to the Preacher and
said
"Preacher,Preacher you better get in here before you drown!"
Despite the third warning the Preacher just stood there and replied
"Don't
worry God will save me."
With that the man jetted away in the power boat.
The water was now neck-deep and a guy in a helicopter came and said
"Preacher,
Preacher you better get your butt in here before you drown
"
The Preacher still just stood there and replied
"Don't worry God will save me."
And
with that the man flew away.
The water then got so deep that the Preacher was sucked under and died.
When he
opened his eyes he noticed that he was in heaven.
He then saw God and
asked "God!
Why didn't you save me from that horrible flood?!?"
God then replied,
" I sent you a car....
a raft....
a power boat....
and a helicopter!
What else do you want from me?"
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NEW Added on 7/11/2008
CHINA
While in China , John is very sexually promiscuous
and does not use a condom.
A week after arriving back
home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his 'tool' covered with
bright green and purple freckles.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never
having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells him to return
in two days.
John returns a couple of days and the doctor says 'I've got bad
news for you.
You've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's very rare and almost
unheard of here.
We know very little about it'.
John says 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up doc'.
The
doctor answers 'I'm sorry,
there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your 'tool'.
He screams in horror 'Absolutely not!
I want a second opinion'.
The doctor replies 'Well, it's your choice.
Go ahead if you want but
surgery is your only choice'.
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his tool and
proclaims 'Ah yes, Mongolian VD.
Vely lare disease'.John says to the doctor,
"My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my tool?"
The Chinese
doctor shakes his head and laughs
'Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate.
They make more money that way.
No need to
opelate!'
'Oh Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes' says the Chinese doctor
'You no worry! Wait two weeks.
Dick fall off by itself! You save money'
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NEW Added on 7/10/2008
THE BROTHEL
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well- dressed, good looking man in his late 40's or early 50's.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were no discounts.
The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man.
"No one has ever been with me three nights in a row.
Where are you from?"
The man replied, "South Dakota."
"Really!" she said. "I have family in South Dakota."
"I know," the man said.
"Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
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NEW Added on 7/9/2008
THE SECRETARY
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said,
"You graduated from the University of Nevada and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
His secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."
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NEW Added on 7/8/2008
GEORGE CARLIN ...REMEMBERED
HE SAID.....
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting....
"...holy shit ...what a ride!"...
GEORGE CARLIN ...REMEMBERED
R.I.P.
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NEW Added on 7/7/2008
AMAZING KAZOO PLAYER
SPECIAL NOTE: This finally let's us end the July 4th holiday with a patriotic song!
(Thanks to BEN in Dallas and his beautiful PMOM wife!)
CLICK HERE
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NEW Added on 7/6/2008
A DEVOTED WIFE
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.
Now he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said,
"You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what?"
"What, my dear?" she asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
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NEW Added on 7/5/2008
$800.00 DOLLARS
A man is getting into the shower as his wife is getting out,
when the
doorbell rings.
She quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
She opens the door to Fred, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Fred says,
'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, she drops it and stands naked in front of Fred.
After a few seconds, Fred hands her $800 and leaves.
Wrapping herself in the towel, as she gets to the bathroom, her
husband asks: 'Who was that?'
'It was Fred the next door neighbor' she replies.
'Great!' the husband says,
'did he drop off the $800 he owes me?'
Today is July 4th
Independence Day
Please take a moment and remember all the men and women who fought and died for this country. Today we thank all our troops in conflict all over the world. Please do not fail to say thank you to all the Veterans who returned home.
Perhaps in the future America will not have to be the worlds policeman.
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NEW Added on 7/4/2008
A LESSON
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him,
'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered:
'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
The Lesson of this story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing,
you must be sitting very, very high up.
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NEW Added on 7/3/2008
THE DRUNK
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunkstanding behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
She was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the items that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said:
"Well, you know what,you're absolutely right.
But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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NEW Added on 7/2/2008
PETER'S STORY
(Thanks to MELINDA @ Y-WaitExpress in Dallas)
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could,
Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife,
then the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face him, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.
The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at him.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.
He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and.....
slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
It probably wasn't the same elephant........
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NEW Added on 7/1/2008
MEN'S EXERCISE ROUTINE
(Thanks to BEN in Dallas)
If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first,
then do it faster as you become more proficient.
It may be too strenuous for some.
Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!
Ready?........ Scroll Down......
NOW........ Scroll Up......
That's enough for the first day.
Great job.
Have a Beer!
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